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THIS IS MY LOT, BEAUTIFUL STRANGERS.

Friday, May 19, 2006

How Adult Are You?

[x] I actually act my age
[x] I know how to make a pot of coffee (with 3-in-1 coffee powder, YES! haha)
[ ] I do my own laundry
[ ] I can cook for myself
[ ] I do my chores
Total - 2

[ ] I clean the house for no reason
[ ] I always do my homework/work
[x] I actually enjoy intellectual conversations
[ ] I think politics are exciting!
[ ] It's more important going out with my parents and family then with friends (It really depends.)
Total - 1

[ ] I show up for school/work everyday unless I'm sick..really sick
[ ] I always carry a pen in my pocket/purse
[ ] I've never gotten a ticket...well unless you can't drive, then no point in checking this one
[ ] I watch talk shows and point out the incredibility of it all
[x] I know what incredibility means without looking it up
Total - 1

[ ] I drink black coffee
[x] I know how to run the dish washer..or do the dishes
[ ] I don't get caught when I do bad things..or I just don't do bad things
[x] I can count in more than one language
Total - 2

[ ] When I say I'm going to do something, I do it
[ ] I mow the lawn
[x] I wash my car...or I would if I had one
[x] I can be witty and make adults laugh..without being stupid
[ ] I remember to water my plants
Total - 2

[x] I study when I have to (with the exception of today)
[x] I pay attention at school/work
[ ] I remember to feed my pets
[x] I'm generally organized (I think!)
[ ] I know the meaning of cruel punishment from experience
Total - 3

[x] I can spell experience without looking at the line above (what does this have to do with being adult?)
[ ] I clean up my own messes (not always *shrugs)
[ ] The first thing I do when I wake up is get coffee
[x] I can go to the store without getting something I don't need
[ ] I understand jokes the first time they are said. (not always!)
Total - 2

[x] I listen to my parents/elders (I try to?)
[x] I understand the fact that the world always screws someone over (but life is beautiful? haha)
[x] I enjoy bathing...or showering
[x] I can type fast, because I type every day
[ ] My choice in clothing is acceptable in an office or something like that
Total - 4

[ ] I can watch politics and laugh because I understand what is going on
[ ] I have realized that the weather forecast changes every hour (it does?)
[x] I can look at someone hot and not think of sex
[ ] I have realized that no one will take you seriously unless you are over the age of 25 and have a job (that's not true!!erm, right?)
Total - 1

[x] I can read a book and actually finish it (if I actually pick one up, that is!)
[ ] People have said that I act older than I am
[x] I can be sent on an errand and not get side-tracked
Total - 2

Now.. adding up all of my x's and multiplying that by 2..
I'm 40% adult!

hahahaha.

TonFlyingHigh!3:02 PM

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